SQUEAKIE’S ANCESTORS WERE AT THE COURT OF LOUIS THE XVI. THEY SMELLED THE DIRTY FEET OF MARIE ANTOINETTE AND AS A CONSEQUENCE WERE NOT ASSASSINATED.
OLD-OLD AGE BULLETIN: Actually some very good news. In the last two months both of my legs have been getting more painful and weaker and weaker. However, yesterday, as Marlene (my caretaker) was taking off my socks. I noticed an indentation of the skin just below my knee. I also saw that the skin below my knee was a dead white. I thought that maybe the elastic in my socks was much to tight, so after Marlene bathed me she found a pair of socks where the elastic wasn’t so tight. About an hour later my feet and ankles felt like pins and needles but after awhile the tightness and pain left my left leg. In celebration I pushed my walker with the queer flag, down the hallway. I had given up walking because my legs hurt so much. However, this morning I walked down the hallway until my emphysema stopped me. FOR SURE i STILL HAVE ONE GOOD LEG!